May 2012
1 post
So this is it
You and me
So we did
Everything we need to see
We sat and talked for hours and hours
I even bought you your favourite flowers
But all I can see
Is an end
To you and me
So after all this time
You’ve decided that our love was not divine
All the time that we crushed
All the time that me kissed and made up
But all it seemed to be
Was a stalling to the end of
You and...
February 2012
3 posts
Possible Sun on Sunday First Edition Headlines
With The Sun On Sunday being released in just other 24 hours I thought it might be a fun idea for me to come up with a number of possible headlines for them to publish. Starting with:
We’re Back (simple like many sun readers)
Hello World The Sun Says Hello (a reference to its predecessor and acknowledging itself)
*insert celebrity name* Exclusive Story (likely headline to open up there...
January 2012
5 posts
The horrors of reality television and how it will...
The other night I yet again found myself watching “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” in which Z list celebrities humiliate themselves on tv in order to revamp their career or just to appear on telly for an extra three weeks of the year so more people can see how much of a cock they really are.
After the last paragraph you are probably wondering why I was watching this and...
Celebrity big brother contestants and why they've...
This year has seen a new celebrity big brother ( I don’t know why they call it celebrity big brother as they’ve all failed to do anything amazing with just one exception which I’ll come to later). To help those like myself who are cultured, enlightened people who don’t like crap celebrity gossip I will be giving my own unique view of these people and what they’ve...
New Year. A time for reflection and preparation in...
Well the New Year has come (been and gone by the time anyone ever reads it) and it time booze, parties, loud music and people making things they know they’ll never keep (why we feel the need to do this confuses me but alas a lot does these days). As we come to look back upon the last year you cannot help but feel a lack of remorse for anyone in power as they have been proved to be assholes,...
